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My McSweeney's article... Today's Feature (enjoy) →
I’ve solved the American problem. Click on the above link to check out my love letter to America.
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worm!
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i have the best mother in the world
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how to eat a shoe improperly.
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reservoir cat
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Mimi Rogers is so hot right now... →
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10 Things To Do Just In Case The Rapture doesn't...
So, it’s May 22nd 2011. What happened yesterday? Rapture day? We packed our bags, brought our “How to know Harry Potter is a Warlock and an Enemy of G-d” paperback handbooks and positioned on our magic underpants and promise rings, just so. We said goodbye to our friends who are going to hell because they’re Buddhists, Jews and Muslims and we’ve even bid a fond farewell to...
May 19th
The Kellys - F? MARRY? KILL?
A friend posed a brilliant question to me today via a barstoolsports.com poll: There are 3 Kelly’s who dominated the sexual development of red-blooded American males, gay females and international fans viewing Beverly Hills 90210, Saved By The Bell and Married With Children in syndication between 1990 and modern day… Three Kelly’s, you must choose… Who to marry? Who to...
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